Keen overrides the White House's securities and directly accesses the President's phone.
"Hello, uhh, this is President Obama," the President says.
"Mr. President? This is Commander Keen, Defender of Earth. I have very little time so I'll make this quick: aliens are infiltrating our population so they can use the humans for their slave camps! They've already taken my mom and replaced her with one of their goons! And right before she was gonna take me to Shakey's, too."
"Oh...um, okay son, hang on, um...I'm gonna put you on with the Vice-President."
There is a pause.
"LOOK, you little punk!" the Vice-President replies. "Joe Biden does NOT tolerate prank callers, and if you call here again Joe Biden will PERSONALLY make your butt into lawn fertilizer. Now fucl off!!"
"Rats," Keen says, "He didn't believe me! Who should I try now?"
What should Keen do?
This chapter was written by StupidBunny on 2014-03-20 00:44:05