Having been brushed off by the US government, Commander Keen wondered who else might be able to help. A spider crawled down from the shed roof, clearly interested in helping in whatever way it could.
"Great Idea, Sally," Keen shouted, having decided to name the spider Sally on a whim. "Australia is full of dangerous creatures, they'd take the alien threat seriously."
Keen dialed the Australian Prime Minister's number.
"The number you dialed is not connected."
Keen raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm...," he thought, "Something is not quite right, here."
He tried dialling another Australian number.
"The number you dialed is not connected."
It seemed like all of the phones in Australia were broken.
"Perhaps they've all forgotten to pay the bill, or maybe an alien
appeared and discontinued Australia's new telecommunactions network?"
Keen slumped against the side of the Bean-with-bacon Megarocket and sighed.
There'd be no help from Tony Abbott.
What should Keen do?
This chapter was written by sulix on 2014-03-20 01:45:23