Chapter 30

As Commander Keen steps out into the bright sunlight with a big blue sky hanging overhead, he notices that his dad is mowing the lawn. A moment later, the lawnmower chokes, and stops working.
"Hey, dad, need help fixing that old mower?" asks Keen, walking across the lawn to have a look.

"Well if it isn't Commander Keen," cackles Dad, looking over his shoulder at Billy, revealing that this was not Keen's real dad either! This fake-dad had a long sharp beak for a face and two tiny eyes behind a pair of unnecessarily large coke-bottle glasses. "I'd be delighted if you would fix my lawnmower!"
At that the mower opened its eyes and glared angrily at Commander Keen. The front of its red exterior peeled open, exposing a mouthful of dark glass blades on a row of jagged teeth. This was no ordinary lawnmower! Th-This was an--ALIEN MOWER!

What should Keen do?

  1. Try to reason with fake-dad and his carnivorous machine
  2. Sigh and stun the both of them
  3. Laugh in their faces and make fun of them
  4. Remind fake-dad he's allergic to grass

This chapter was written by TroublesomeKeen on 2014-03-22 13:38:31

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