Chapter 29

Commander Keen, defender of the universe and conqueror of two-headed aliens, scans the kitchen with narrowed eyes, in hopes to find a suspicious clue.
Keen spots the book on the counter that the false-mom was reading.
"Ah ha!" cried Billy. "The very thing!"
Hurriedly--but carefully--Keen steps over the stunned alien lying on the floor and gasps the book off the kitchen counter.
"This book will likely unlock the entire mystery," thought Billy to himself, as he opened it. "Aw nuts. It's written in Standard Galactic Alphabet."
With some slight difficulty, Keen manages to make out that the book is indeed a cook-book, and the title of it reads "To Serve Man". The name of the first chapter reads "How to cook a little eight-year-old human boy". A cold shiver ran up Billy's spine.

What should Keen do?

  1. Blast off to Fribbulus Xax and investigate Bloogfoods, Inc
  2. Check inside the microwave for more clues
  3. Check inside the oven for more clues
  4. Repeatedly shoot the unconscious fake-mom

This chapter was written by TroublesomeKeen on 2014-03-22 13:18:02

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