Chapter 20

Deciding he's still not interested in dealing with evil aliens right now, Keen dives into a bowl of Sugar Stoopies and sits to watch Ren and Stimpy for a while. But in the middle of one of his favorite episodes, the screen goes choppy, an ominous insignia appears, and he hears:

"YOUR SPECIES IS OURS. YOUR PLANET IS DEAD. YOUR LAST WEEK ON PATHETIC EARTH HAS BEGUN."

And then the episode resumes.

What does Keen do?

What should Keen do?

1. Rush to try and find the origins of the signal
2. Contact the Vorticons to seek military assistance
3. Go try interrogating his fake alien mom again
4. Let the Earth die so he can watch his damn cartoons

This chapter was written by StupidBunny on 2014-03-20 00:52:06